Intentions for Everyone (IFE) – Day 3
May you be happy.
May you be open.
May you be loved.
May you be popular.
May you be like popular songs from 1999.
May you be livin’ la vida loca.
May you be an all star – getting your game on.
May you be a genie in a bottle.
(And subsequently, may you be rubbed the right way.)
May you want it that way.
May you “tell me whyeeeeeeeeeee?”
May you wake up every morning (every morning when I wake up).
May you got that kinda lovin that can be so smooth, yeah.
May you take one step left and one step right; one to the front and one to the side. Clap your hand once and clap your hands twice; and if it looks like this then you doing it right.
May you be blue (daba dee daba dye).
May you now have all these songs stuck in your head.
May you leave this world unconfused.
(recite these while wearing your favorite pair of acid wash jeans)